Discontent Provider

Episode 22: Whispers in the Gazebo

Sorry demise and a meteoric rise are the themes exercising the lads in the Happy Place this week as they ponder both the readiness of a once-proud newspaper (beloved of too-proud idiots) to lend credence to money-men talking matters medical, and the emergence of the UK's PM as a Titan of Technology (and party-planning)

Episode 21: The Electric Talons of Brakkaxis

From the sun-drenched seclusion of their Happy Place, Arkham and Foxy cast three jaundiced eyes upon the Nastier Element's ghastliness as we enter Pride Month, and conclude that things could be - and indeed are - much worse elsewhere, but that's no excuse for complacency in these parts. Having said that, as a pair of chancers who quite often literally don't know what day it is, they didn't realise that it would have started before this episode came out. Nevertheless, they're tasting the hell out of that rainbow...

Episode 20: The Masked Hussar’s Vengeance

The Silver Fox and Arkham ponder disturbances both urban and intestinal this week - and conclude that - be it in the Real World, or the Happiest of Happy Places, some dreadful wretch will think nothing of flinging crap all over the shop.

Episode 19: Ambush On Thunder Mountain

The tranquility of Foxy and Arkham's Happy Place is obliterated by the crash and tinkle of shattering glass as the Overton Window is smashed like a saloon mirror during a suspiciously well-choreographed bar-room brawl in the cheapest of cheap Westerns. Concerns also exist about what Arkham is drinking.

The Return of Jimmy The Fink

This week, Foxy and Arkham avoid both excessive nostalgia AND unseemly gloating as deftly as Pitfall Harry leaping from a crocodile's head onto a swinging vine as they consider the Government's bleak future, the inclusion of a soundboard, and - perhaps most importantly - the Eurovision Song Contest

Episode 17: Writhing Discomfort At Tomahawk Point

In this Banner Week For Britain, Foxy and Arkham welcome some new chums - with all the élan and poise that you might reasonably expect - and ponder Elections, Crownings, and Robot Overlords.

Episode 16: Stolen Hearts In The Shadows

This week finds Arkham and the Silver Fox in surprisingly good spirits considering that the latter made the most appalling dinner-time blunder.  Could the snarling rebelliousness of the Great British Middle Management Public have anything to do with it? Bet yo' ASS it has...

Episode 15: The Fiendish Device of Dr Erickson

This week, Arkham and Foxy's thoughts turn to the Sport of Kings, the public's attitude to protests, and - to a lesser extent - the songs of Sir Elton John. Also, The Silver Fox puts his finger into something stiff and uncomfortable in order to elicit an exciting new sound - with mixed results.

Episode 14: Disappearance In Kamchatka

This week, The Happy Place is even Happier than usual as Foxy and Arkham celebrate not being Armageddoned. NB: Audio purists will notice that a couple of minor 1.5 second or so glitches bedevil this episode; but given that we're all still alive and not wisps of radioactive charcoal stirred by the keening winds of a nuclear winter, it doesn't really seem worth bothering about, does it?Also: doctors deserve a pay-rise, you miserable carping .

Episode 13: Horror of the Lobster People

Being damnable secularists, Foxy and Arkham completely forget to refer to today being Good Friday - but nevertheless, an Easter Egg is yours for the taking in the form of the Most Hilarious Joke Of All Time. They also manage to about the way wealthy and powerful people receive preferential treatment from the justice system or something.