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Episode 77: The Penumbra Of The Beast - and Other Delusions

This week, Arkham and Foxy battle a 200-foot-tall cyborg with all lasers coming out of its eyes and that - it also has chainsaws for hands, and can create a sonic boom just by clearing its throat. That's not entirely true - but as this is the Internet, it appears that one can say pretty much anything one damned well likes because nobody ever checks up and nobody is really paying attention anyway. 

Episode 76: Rowling Trolling

In what - quite unexpectedly and organically - turned out to be the finale of a trilogy of sorts, Foxy and Arkham decide that there are an awful lot of things that are genuinely best left alone - and would earnestly encourage you to do the same. It's sort of like that Simpsons Halloween episode when all the corporate mascots come to life - if you think about it, and if Real Life actually does work on cartoon logic.  Which it absolutely fucking does, sadly.

Episode 75: Oh; Those Torrid Tory Knights...

The usual theological Easter musings threaten for a while to distract the chaps from pursuing their avowed intent to tackle the Issues of the Day for a brief moment or two - but they're soon back on track, and ready to point out that what looks like another Government/donor fuckfest doesn't really matter (and may even contain a silver lining - a THIRTY PIECES OF SILVER lining, perhaps? Get that up you, cats and kittens: that's thematic considtency is what that is).

Episode 74: A Win For The WASPIs - but for others...

This week, the chaps have the rare opportunity to reflect on some good news for a change, as it turns out that at least some ladies who got fucked by politicians during the 90s just might get better compensation than a few demeaning photo-shoots in the Lads' Mags. Meanwhile, however, things look pretty bleak for another group - will the public take up their cause with the same enthusiasm? AUDIO NOTE: God only knows how, but something happened this week that makes it sound like the Happy Place was visited by a gigantic purring cat. It wasn't though: Foxy might have missed it - blind idiot that he is - but Arkham would certainly have sat up and taken notice.

Episode 73: Battle Him For A Republic (Alt. Title: They Rape All The Apples)

The chaps are definitely "on one" this week: is it the weather? Is it the tragicomedy of faux democracy? Did they get wound up by something on the television? It's all of those things, Podcast Pals - but it's so much MORE. It's the grotesque forelock-tugging of Royalists; it's the paucity of choice for anyone hoping for change; it's the transparent shitfuckery of a morally-bankrupt Government... Still; connoisseurs of audio entertainment will enjoy the long-awaited return of Foxy's flawless voice-work and mastery of dialect - so at least there's that, eh?

Episode 72: It's The Way They Tell 'Em.

Having spent a few days lost in the far and frozen North, Foxy is even happier than usual to be back in the Happy Place - and even more ecstatic to be reunited with The World's Greatest Lurcher. None of that, however, softens the baleful gaze the chaps cast upon the dastardly disingenuous messages sent out by the UK Government regarding their latest Budget Statement - or anything else, come to that.

Episode 71: Speak Now, Or Forever Hold Up Peace

Join two wide-eyed innocents lost in an impenetrable forest of deceptions, half-truths, and particularly toxic toadstools composed of utter rat-shit bollocks as Foxy and Arkham ponder the murky motives, mixed messages, and marvels of mendacity that resulted in a Parliamentary freakout this week. Apparently, nothing anybody says means anything or matters in the slightest bit - rather liberating, eh what?

Episode 70: Let's Just Call It A "Sunday Supplement" And Move On, Shall We?

Some sort of techno-freak-out having wiped an episode from the face of the Earth, Foxy and Arkham were compelled to start the damned thing all over again - following a fearsome rage-frenzy, a consolatory bender, and a Titanic hangover, naturellement. As the subject of this week was the short-sighted idiocy and greed of people, however, it seems it's still relevant - the weekend having done nothing to render the citizenry any less cretinous and gullible.

Episode 69: At least WE know how to apologise

Fresh and raring to go following a painful and enforced hiatus from our regular communion with their Podcast Pals, The Silver Fox and the Black and White Dog are back to cast some much-deserved aspersions upon a Prime Minister who seems determined to "throw" as much "shade" upon anyone other than his voter base as is possible. They also find time to make light of a life-threatening condition or two - but that's abso-bally-lutely cool, is it not? It's just a fucking joke, ain't it? 

Episode 68: Good Grief

A slew of technical troubles have delayed this episode - which is particularly unfortunate, as it makes the deliberately "spontaneous" opening even more stilted and unconvincing than it was intended to be... Nevertheless, even one day late, the chaps' distaste for media hacks attempting to co-opt the death of innocents and the bereavement of their loved ones still rings true.